Perpetual Newbie, Perpetuated

So.

We learned the other day that perpetual newbie is perpetual.

I've been struggling with DPS despite having the right gear, spec, rotation, and gear enhancements. I was just keeping up with raid DPS.

So.

We were doing a guild run of Naxx. Now, we've got Naxx on farm. We're all in Ulduar and ToC gear at least, and some of us have a few ICC pieces.

So we're in Naxx, about to down Heigan. The raid leader asked for a soul well and I obliged. Next thing I know, the priest (and raid leader's wife) asks me why I'm using the first level of soul well. I'm rather puzzled; isn't there only one level of soul well?

So we get to looking, and there is another level. It trains at level 80. How did I miss that? I decided to double check, and I was missing another 80 spell. And a third. And a fourth...

Horror dawned on me. I HADN'T TRAINED LEVEL 80! Upon further investigation, I hadn't trained 79 either. At this point, my dear dear husband announces this to the entire raid. The raid leader stopped the raid and told me to head back out and train. So I headed to Undercity to train.

I ran out of money.

So our raid leader follows me, despite my insistence that I had trained everything important. He gives me some gold and I finish training.

We head back to Naxx, and my DPS has doubled!

"OMG YOU GUYS I FOUND MY DPS! IT WAS IN UNDERCITY THE WHOLE TIME!"

Damn I'm good.